Hello, if anyone is there

Anyone who still reads my blog sometimes despite the fact that I rarely post anything...

Hello, faithful reader, if you exist (if you do, feel free to comment, so that I know that someone actually reads this :P)

Hello.

Erm... yeah guess what happened?

I had a surgery. It was coooool

ok no it hurt

still hurts


but luckily it was just one of those tiny surgeries and I should be all better in about 3 weeks :P

hugs

My room is a mess I don't understand my school work I have to read 3 novels by last week there's a cyst in my ovary my boyfriend is mad at me I'm out of guitar strings I have to have a surgery in 6 weeks and ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLAY MY GUITAR BUT I'M OUT OF STRINGS AND MY LAST ONE BROKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO! 







GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So sorry you had to witness that.

GOING TO ISRAEL ON SUNDAY!!!!!

still want thursday though :P

despite the fact that it bores me half to death.

it's okay though... shouldn't take that long. just a while.



i want thursday!!!!



p.s. I apologize (once again) for the lack of interesting topics in my blog. lately it's feeling more and more like a diary and less like something anyone really wants to read :P

i thought that sweden was more of a hurricane type country... not earthquakes.

yet somehow when i woke up this morning my whole house was shaking.

i looked it up then, and there were no results for "jordbävning i skåne" because there had never been an earthquake in skåne...

but then i missed my bus and now i looked it up again and... 328 results. all new. nice.

also apparently this was the strongest earthquake in sweden in the past 50 years - and it says on the news that it was 4.7 on the richter scale - so yeah..


weeeird.

but i have to go now lest i miss my next bus.

goodbye :)

Joakim, you are a happiness causing person :)

Rivka: I'm 15! i'm old enough to have sex but i haven't even had my first kiss yet!
Ayelet: Well... you're just not mentally mature enough.
Rivka: Duh! Boys have COOTIES. and they eat their own saliva!

...

its over!!! AND I DIDNT FAIL!!!!

anyway i was just talking to my lovely julezy about twilight, and then i remembered what a crappy book it is.

seriously

you know, people always compare twilight to harry potter
and I say HA

RIGHt

because... you know what... harry potter is a brilliant story with flawed characters who are actually pretty believable.... twilight on the other hand... has one UNBELIEVABLY perfect character, and one UNBELIEVABLY flawed character.

í speak, of course, of bella and edward

now edward is supposedly the perfect gentleman... hes handsome, hes strong, hes protective...he lives for ever, he doesnt sleep, he always has time for those he loves, he plays piano and composes songs for those he loves, he reads a lot, hes intelligent... ETC ETC. yes, we have established that hes perfect. BUT  THAT MaKES HIM A PROP

he is no longer a character in the book because  there is pretty much nothing complex about him - the one thing that has a potential for him being a little bit flawed is his past when he killed the bad guys... and stupid stephanie meyer doesnt even really delve into that, she just mentiones it in passing. god forbid we even suggest that edward is anything less than perfect...

so he is now practically as interesting a character as a refrigerator.

(of course thats once you get over the fact that he is amazingly sexy and perfect and dream-worthy and all that...)



and now i move on to the STUPID CHARACTER OF BELLA

it starts off with her being stupid, and ends with her being stupid.

when she is a human, she is all.... "oooh look at meeeeee im a poooooooooooor little weeeeak person who everyone looooves" for some reason.... but she just CANT take care of herself. not only that shes also really stupid. like REALLY stupid. book one: wandering into dark allys, walking right into the most obvious trap that was ever written in a novel in the history of novels

"hi, its me james, the vampire who wants to kill you... come meet me in the ballet studio so i can kill you. even though im a sneaky bastard and you know how conniving i am, trust me when i say that if you let me kill you, ill leave your mother alone... MOAHAHAHA. just kidding, if your mother was here, i would still kill her..." remember that????

... book two: EVERYTHING SHE DOES from the beginning to the end.

"Bella, we need to talk..." Says edward
"you know all those stuff ive been telling you eversince we first met? yeah, you know... about you being the love of my life and all that... well, i was lying. i dont love you. byyeeee"
Bella: "OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? i know, ill jump off a cliff...."
 
...Book three:

"sure ill make a commitment to you and live with you for ALL ETERNITY as a vampire, never being able to change or have children or die or age... sure, ill make that commitment. but sign a piece of paper?? NEVER" - Bella

... book 4: same thing except that she turns into a vampire

but... even as a vampire shes still SO ANNOYING. shes the opposite of how she used to be - but instead of being one negative extreme she is the other... like before she was all full of he false modesty - now shes as vain as rosalie. etc, etc.

im tired of writing about this because it pisses me off the more i think about it.

harry potter will always be better than twilight. ALWAYS.

peace.

hello everyone

so on friday i saw twilight with my dear mom.. it was okay.

i mean... IT WAS HILARIOUS

i know it's supposed to be all romantic and sweet and vampire-love and all... but... i couldnt help but giggle during the entire movie (mother was really annoyed at me for ruining all the so called romantic parts with my endless giggling)

but come on

SPOILER ALERT***********SPOILER ALERT!!!!

that scene with edward coming into bellas room...

you know shes talking to her mom and there he is. so she hangs up.

"how did you get in?"
"through the window" (so I can rape you in your sleep... just kidding im a vampire and i love you. thats more realistic)
"how long have you been doing that??"
"only for the past 3 months.... I like watching you sleep" (STAlKER. this i where i start giggling of course.)

and then they make out in a scene that was DEFINATELY not in the book... and then, u know... blablabla. boring boring he explains that he "cant get carried away with [her, bella]" and whatever


but still

what im trying to say is... how can "I like to watch you sleep" be considered romantic???? 

oh and also the most romantic scene in the movie is the one where he sucks the blood out of her hand

........

well at least its not too cliché :P

HELLOOO


its weekend!!!!!!! YAAAY


i dont have anything to write about, but i will do my best anyway



so heres whats happening...

school is going okay, except it sucks but thats normal, school alwasy sucks

im going to israel in 36 days!!!!!


erm... im... home right now... and there really is nothing to talk about

love you all

peeeace

because.... well i think we have established that people are LAZY...

which is why the should not have a light in the freezer because they will drag themselves out of bed and open that freezer and see ice cream, and eat it, and then they wont excerise because they are LAZY, and then they will get fat and unhelathy and their arteries will get clogged up with cholestoral and they will get a heart attack, and then they will die.

and since lazy people are usally the smartest people, that would mean the world would lose more smart people - after all, bell was lazy - he invented the telephone so that he wouldnt have to go all the way to his friend's house whenever he wanted to say hi... so were all the people who invented a bunch of other stuff... rollerblades, because they were too lazy to walk, bicycles, becasue they were too lazy to move their legs all that much... motorcycles because they couldnt be bothered to move their legs at all - cars because they were too lazy to put a helmet on...

and of course there are also mathematicians - its a commonly known fact that mathematicians are among the laziest people on the planet.
finding shorter ways to do everything... (qudratic formula instead of the perfect square thing which takes FOREVER) finding weird abreviations for the most random things ( cos(x) + isin(x) becomes cis(x)... u know what i mean)


anyway im getting off track here so - what im trying to say is...

those people who decided not to put a lightbulb in the freezer were very smart and that's why we have internet.

the end :)

so as we all know.. obama won. big suprise there...

still though, i can't help but worry about what's gonna happen next.. hopefullythings will change for the better - but still... i think everyone has that feeling in their gut that it might not work out....


eeugh


anyway, congratulations to obama, may he not turn out to be horrible for israel.

they have no right

how DARE they just go out and kill innocent creatures??? as a sport????? since when is murder a sport???? do they love to see the dying look in a deer's eyes??? what is so exciting about it??

and not only do they murder animals for fun, they also prevent me from letting my dog loose on a walk - now she has to walk at my pace... which is slow compared to her.

anyway that's why i cant write much more, because im taking lilo on a walk now. byye

hello all the people who might read my blog

(all... three of you)

just am happy

because... i am officially on month two of the running program and im soo happy about it! yaay!

anyway... on a less self-centered note...

elections are today.

i hope obama wins.

even though that wouldnt be all that great, its just hes better than Johnny M.

but why be pessimistic? who knows, maybe obama will win, and he'll turn out to be a great president, who fixed the world.

hahhahaah.. right.

the world is like wikipedia - damaged beyond repair, as we learned in TOK 2 weeks ago.



anyway i guess we'll see tomorrow who gets to be the boss :P



hihihi. sorry, just seemed appropriate.


if you don't get it, check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gZOdkmE3Go


hugs :)

she wrote this on her bdb for me
sweetie!!!


Åh, gumman, haha, det finns få personer som är så unika som du! Du lyckas alltid ge mig ett leende, på olika sätt, genom att  missa din busshållplats, sjunga Singstar med mig eller ringa mina grannar och skrika att jag älskar dem xD
Du är en helt underbar person, och jag älskar dig massor vet du <3
Trots att vi är så olika man nog kan bli, så är det alltid lika kul att vara med dig, och bårka med dig ;)

Du är så grymt fin min lilla Ayelet <3 Jag älskar dig <3



hihi. so nice, u make me happy lindis, aj löv ju så hääääääääääääääääär mycket! <3

and then i ate 4 pancakes to even it out XD

its okay though, because no one reads it anyway :P